Dear Starbucks…

I don’t know how to say this, you’ve been great,  really you have… It’s just, well… um… oh man okay, how do I sugar coat this? I’m a lousy poker player. I’m so not Gaga, you can totally read my poker face.  I really need to come clean… There’s someone else!  I know, I know. I’m a two timing hussy, I get it, but please let me explain… It’s not you, it’s me… no… wait… scratch that, it’s so you!  That’s right, you heard me.  We are never ever ever getting back together.

I found a new love. I know you’re asking yourself who I could possibly love more than you.  Like I said, you’ve been great and all, but you’re just not the one. I’m leaving you for someone way better.  I’ve fallen in love with Café Latte by Shakeology and I’m not ashamed to shout it from the rooftops!

Why? Well, why not? I’m just tired of you.  I’m tired of always having to go to you; you have never once come to me. I’m constantly waiting for you; there are always other people ahead of me.  You’re so unhealthy for me; all the empty calories, the accessories you need just to pretend to be good for me. Not to mention, you can’t even get my name right! I’m sorry, it’s over.

With Café Latte, I never have to leave my house. It shows up right on my door and is even polite enough to ring the doorbell.  When I wake up in the morning, I know they’ll still be there.  Any time I want I can have it. I don’t have to worry about deciding if I want Venti or Grande, 2 shots or 3; my biggest decision is do I want it in a shaker or a glass.  Café Latte is all natural, I get all the vitamins and minerals I need and I get all the energy I need without the caffeine crash.  How’s that for performance?

Oh did I mention that Café Latte is helping me save money? We’re saving money for a tropical vacation! Now that I’m spending less than 4 dollars a day, instead of the 7 dollars I would have to give you every day.  And, oh yeah, I’ve already lost 20 pounds drinking my Shakeology, I don’t think you have ever done that for me. So Starbucks, it was nice knowing you.

Kisses!

Lizz